Let's Hear It For Angelina Jolie!

Ever since I saw "Barbarella" starring Jane Fonda, I've alway's had a favorite female actress that I thought was absolutely stunning. I also thought in my warped mind that there was some slim chance that the stunning actress would give up all her fame and riches, and run away with "Moi". For awhile Catherine Zeta Jones was my numero uno, but I've been having my eye on Angelina for awhile. Man is she Hot! And accessible! She did after all marry Billy BobThornton. He certainly had nothing in the looks department! It does make me feel insecure that she's hanging out with Brad Pitt! But I've got a lot to offer Angelina! I'm sure I can provide for her with my Teachers' salary and future pension. Does anyone know Angelina's Phone Number???