Sunday, June 12, 2005

Let's Hear It For Angelina Jolie!

Ever since I saw "Barbarella" starring Jane Fonda, I've alway's had a favorite female actress that I thought was absolutely stunning. I also thought in my warped mind that there was some slim chance that the stunning actress would give up all her fame and riches, and run away with "Moi". For awhile Catherine Zeta Jones was my numero uno, but I've been having my eye on Angelina for awhile. Man is she Hot! And accessible! She did after all marry Billy BobThornton. He certainly had nothing in the looks department! It does make me feel insecure that she's hanging out with Brad Pitt! But I've got a lot to offer Angelina! I'm sure I can provide for her with my Teachers' salary and future pension. Does anyone know Angelina's Phone Number???

7 comments:

Rue said...

I think you have to be a little..er..phsycho too. Did you know that Billybob is afraid of antiques? Furniture I mean, not women...although that would explain why he was attracted to a woman he could have fathered...ummm...what's your excuse? ;)
Nevermind, I'd do her and I am not even a lesbian.

Rue said...

-h...sorry

MilesDavis said...

Plain and simple my friend...Angelina is HOT!!!Now What's your excuse??? -Miles

MilesDavis said...

AHHHHya know.....I'm kinda scared of that Chippendale dresser in the corner! Oh no...I think it's looking at me!!!!

Anne said...

the reason she freaks me out is that she was WITH billybob....i mean, wtf?!

Purple Haze said...

Mr. Davis--long time no blog
I cannot e-mail you with any of my three AOL names. They keep being sent back. Am I on your naughty list?
please call or e-mail me

Mental Notes said...

Miles,
Been looking around for you lately...check in?