Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Contemplative Thought # 5

We as Americans are living in a world which is incredibly critical of Americans in general and our current government in particular. Why is it then, that wherever we happen to travel in the world, we inevitably run into our fellow countrymen who insist on donning "Disneyland" and "Disneyworld" attire. Just imagine what kind of impact the typical overweight american wearing a "Mickey Mouse Club" denim jacket has on the average European. I think we need required "Make Overs" before issuing passports, or at least requiring perspective travelers to view episodes of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

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Mental Notes said...
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Purple Haze said...

Don Henley said, "Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac." I think it would be better if we Americans wore Deadhead attire abroad and leave the Mickey Mouse stuff to the French and Michael Jackson. Tie Dye Rules

quicksand said...

IN EUROPE YOU'D BE KNOWN AS KILOMETERS OF DAVIS.
ANYWAY, HOW COME THE BIGGEST, ROUNDEST WOMEN WEAR TWEETY-BIRD SHIRTS? WHAT'S UP WITH BIG MAMAS AND THE TWEETSTER?